The 700 Club doesn’t much like divorce. In fact, the 700 Club doesn’t like much of anything at all. But Pat “Gay Witches Cause Earthquakes” Robertson, the 700 Club’s goldthirsting ringmaster, sez that it’s A-OK to leave your wife for another woman if she has Alzheimer’s. Why? Because it counts as a “kind of death” and it’s not like the braindead bitch is gonna know the difference, amirite? Now give God some money.
You can’t claim to be Fair & Balanced when you are so clearly biased in favor of Team Jacob.
I may not have got my Junior College Associate’s Degree in Journalism, but I read a book once and it probably said something about the importance of a headline matching the article’s content. Fox, Washington Times… Are you guys hiring? I have experience working at Blockbuster Video and I’m totally convinced that my opinions are fact. I feel like we’d be a great match!
An Outsider’s Account of the Battle for Arlington
A few weeks ago I posted a blog regarding the ongoing battle over the Hike & Bike Plan in Arlington and I feel it would only be right to post a quick update on the matter since the final vote on the plan took place on Tuesday. I may still be a bikeless internal combustor as of this writing, but I’m diligently saving up to join the ranks of the Two Wheel Army and purchase a fine product from my pals at Acme Bike Co. Considering my calls for activism on the issue, I decided it would behoove me to do more than just talk (something I do way too damn much of), so I made the ironic drive out to Arlington City Hall to check the “Support” box next to my name.
